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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

White People Are Bad, M'Kay

I wish I was black. Or at least, I wish I wasn’t white.

White people are the devil, and now Rep. Cynthia McKinney, from Georgia, has confirmed this. She is the representative that did not wear the proper ID and was prevented by a capital police officer from entering the building through a restricted entrance, reserved for members of congress. He called out to her, not by name, and placed his hand on her shoulder when she refused to acknowledge him. Then she felt the need to strike him. Now, she is claiming racism against the police force for stopping her, for preventing a strange individual from entering a federal building. The nerve of whitey.

Now, the white devil is trying to keep down the south of the border crowd as well, by proposing that people actually follow the law. But only Republican whites are trying to keep this crowd back. White democrats are as black and brown and tan as true blacks, browns, or tans. They are the only ones that are allowed by law to sympathize. So, technically, the nerve of whitey (R-USA), Equal Opportunity Oppressor.

However, it continues to be demoncrats who point out that illegal aliens do the jobs that Americans won’t do (see previous posts on Immigration Myths). They constantly degrade the people they insist they are helping, saying that illegals are good enough to push a broom, a mower, or a burger, but not a pencil.

I wish I had something like a different skin color to blame my own ignorance on. As I am now, I guess that if I were a representative, and I forgot my ID, tried to go through the restricted access entrance, and was detained by a police officer for this action, I would have to accept the responsibility for breaking the rules. Not like this representative, who was obviously detained for nothing more than being a black woman.